The Governorâs Office of Michigan issued a unanimous âBurn Fat Not Fossil Fuelâ ruling that bans vehicle commutes to wellness facilities such as gyms, with the law carrying a felony penalty for violations; in response, the local police union staged a protest claiming the rule infringed on constitutional rights, while the governorâs office cited it was only voiced by officers unable to reach the gym. A marching chant from the Michigan Marine Corps and local militia celebrated the new ruling, featuring verses that repeat âLeft, Right, Leftâ and proclaim walking to the gym as a way to burn fat and save fuel.






















