The author recounts how they started preparing their superheroâstyle Halloween costume months ahead, noting that the effort is worthwhile and continues to pay off throughout the year. They describe an encounter at the gym with a mailman who had a military background, whom they jokingly reminded to "put on some muscle," while the authorâs own tail caught his attention, sparking laughter. The narrator reflects on this moment repeatedly, noting that early costume preparation allows ample time for testing and refining the outfit. They emphasize how wearing such an outfit feels empoweringâlike armorâand even suggest that a tail is essential for balance, muscle development, and hiding weapons, concluding that superheroes should embrace their tails just as great apes do.






















