A Message From A Bigfoot

All right. Are you getting this? Oh, okay. Hey, all Bigfoot here. Every time some dumbass video is. You can't say dumbass. Can I say dumbass? Every time a video is proven wrong, people start thinking that we are not real, and that is bad for our image. Let me tell you something. We are real.

A lot of us are frequent contributors to open source projects. Most of you use the software that we help to create. We are modern animals just like you. We have more hair.

Okay.

And we choose to live in the wood. Personally, just me. I find the idea of sharing a public restroom disgusting, and I don't want to have anything to do with you just for that. But most of us feel that living away from nature robs you of wisdom, that spending all your time working for colored pieces of paper is a dumb idea, and we just don't want to have anything to do with you.

We live in the woods. We are very happy.

Most of us are profound and wise, great beings. We love nature. We love technology. We are, in a way, proud of you.

But we don't want to have anything to do with you. So I just want you to know that we are real.

We are beautiful. We are modern and. Leave us alone.

Stop pretending that you're recording us. Stop pretending that you have footage. Stop pretending that the footage is fake. Stop. Stop. Leave us alone.

We are Bigfoots, and we are fine where we are right now. Leave us a love. Thank you. Have a good day.