Working Out Is Very Bad!

If you are a butterball cat, that just ate a fat rat.

If you are a lumpy snake, who loves to eat cake.

If you are a heavy panda, stuffing her face on a veranda

If you are an ballooning elephant, who thinks obesity is important.

If you are a pudgy duck, that counts only on luck.

If you are a stuffed alligator, who just swallowed a skater.

If you are a corpulent meerkat, always in search of more fat.

If you are a chunky lion, who wants to go out crying.

If you are a plump fish, ready to become a fat dish.

If you are a jolly hyena, who ate a whole balerina.

If you are a bloated otter, that hates to swim in water.

If you are a round horse, and want to stay indoors.

If you are a tummytastic whale, who is allergic to kale.

If you are an oval pelican, with a disastrous plan.

If you are a big-boned monkey, who likes being chonky.

If you are a wobbly penguin, who hates to win.

If you are a rotund pig, who’d rather be eaten than dance a jig.

If you are a puffy tiger, who is an eater not a fighter.

If you are a jiggly rabbit, with a french fry habit.

If you are a blimpy shark, that always eats after dark.

If you are a bouncy seal, devouring a cheese wheel.

If you are a doughy goat, that would sink a boat.

If you are a flabby gorilla, who loves sausages with valilla.

If you are a magnificent manatee, but fear immortality.

If you are a tubby sloth, that ate every neighborhood moth.

If you are a fluff ball wolf, who does not care about himself.

If you are a bubbly bear, plugged up with hair.

If you are an obese dog, pinching a fat log.

But if you are human then you must be fit, and that, is it.